Fumbling around a non-Smith world

Oh, yes

Tobey Maguire and Jake Gyllenhaal in one movie…. boner.  Two boners.

Whoa whoa whoa!

I just came across the show Hoarders on A&E.  Man, where was this when I was taking Randy Frost’s compulsive hoarding seminar?  Ole.  I want to find out who the people/one particular guy is that are helping the hoarders.  If he’s really involved in the area, there’s a very very good chance I’ve read some of his articles.  So far I like what he has done with one woman on the show.  Of course I’m sure they’re trying to sensationalize the whole thing and I’m interested to see how they go about each case.  Either way, super interesting!!! Yes!  Also extremely not happy at the same time.  But maybe someday someone will figure this all out.

Thanksgiving anxiety

mattgorman:

I still have no idea what I’m going to do for Thanksgiving this year. I wish I could just go home.

At least I know what I’m going to cook.

My plans right now are to buy/cook a shit ton of something to eat, drink by myself, and watch movies all day with the dogs I’m watching.  For serious, come over.  I’ve also considered going on a hike that day because who the hell will be out hiking on Thanksgiving?

Op-Ed Opinions

David Brooks, I don’t really like you.

Thomas Friedman, You’re alright.

Paul Krugman, I like you.

Gail Collins, You think good.

Maureen Dowd, TAKE ME NOW.

Why...

Why is the fridge making sloshing noises?  Good question…

Also, I just guffawed so loud that the dogs came over and looked at me like “hi, what’s going on?”  Adorable.

I've been listening to Jimmy Eat World all evening.

jheath:

brighteryellow:

And, God, it makes me think of Sophomore year of high school, when I would passive-aggressively update my Facebook status with their lyrics in hopes that the kid I was hopelessly in like with would notice.

Because that’s how cool I was.

Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the topsoil
Tune in, and we can get the last call
Our lives, Our coal

Don’t ever try to rationalize Jimmy Eat World. They’re just that good.

edit: Also, quit making me feel old…your sophomore year of high school was my sophomore year of college.

If I were ever a mopey, semi-emo anything kid in high school, it was to My Sundown.  Also Facebook didn’t exist until college, so…

Could someone please explain to me the appeal of The Mighty Boosh

jennifermorris:

mattgorman:

I just don’t get it.

THANK YOU MATT GORMAN.

What, you don’t like to drink alcohol out of a shoe and think about some cave-creature’s genitalia?  I’m so confused about why you aren’t busting your gut laughing.

Oh man

There is no point in time in which screaming “I’M A SAILOR PEG!!!!!! AND I LOST MY LEG!!!!!!!!” and throwing my head around to the instrumental part of this song is going to get old.  Oh man.